If you don’t understand this, we have a problem.
I had my suspicion that Honey Boo Boo Child is just an elaborated plot, a satire on the child beauty pageant phenomenon not unlike “Little Miss Sunshine”. But this child, her impossible swagger and Go-Go Juice are just too natural to be fake. Boo Boo is toxic but real.
Reality television, you have proven your point and wrecked enough lives. If you don’t understand this, we have a problem. Now go. Or fix it.
